Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Just a Little Thing

Called Sex. lol. Did I get your attention? heh-heh

So I had this interesting conversation with a coworker today. See, next Tuesday is my 33rd birthday and we were talking about the party I had for my thirtieth. My friend and his boyfriend gave me a vibrator for a gift; more as a gag gift than anything. However, they gave it to me in front of all of my friends and my boss, which was...awful. And also very funny.

My coworker asked me if I was going to have a party this year and I told her I'm thinking about it. I kind of have something planned, but need to make it a bit more concrete. Anyway, she said she was going to buy me something. Immediately I cringed.

But, it got me to thinking about sex toys. Of course, it did. See, I'm not a huge fan of 99% of them. They're either too loud or too bulky. However, there are some fine specimens out there that are quiet and tasteful. This coworker also told me she's friends with one of those sex-toy party people. Um...no. lol

And for some reason blogger doesn't like the picture I was going to use. One of the most traumatic things I've ever come across was one that was 15 inches long and 6 inches in diameter. All I could think when I saw it was OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! And who in the world would use something like that? *shakes head*

Then my thoughts turned to favorite scenes using sex toys. I kind of drew a blank. Usually they're eye-roll inducing instead of being sexy.

Oh the conversations you can have when it comes to sex toys. What about y'all? What are your favorites? What makes you cringe? What makes you roll your eyes? Any good books with good sex toy usage? Inquiring minds would like to know.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

victoria dahl/talk me down

meljean brook said...

"15 inches long and 6 inches in diameter"

*crosses legs and whimpers*

Six inches in diameter is bigger than a baby's head, which is about the biggest thing that SHOULD be going through there.

Those must be gag toys, right? No one could actually use that?

rebyj said...

*quote* One of the most traumatic things I've ever come across was one that was 15 inches long and 6 inches in diameter. All I could think when I saw it was OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! And who in the world would use something like that? *shakes head* *quote*



That one's to keep in the drawer for when your lover asks for buttsecks, you whip it out and say "OK! You first!"

Or for the insecure man who asks the stupid question "Is MINE bigger than your ex's?" You whip it out and say " Here's a cast of my last lovers penis, you be the judge!"

Kris said...

Rebyj said "That one's to keep in the drawer for when your lover asks for buttsecks, you whip it out and say "OK! You first!"

Can I just say... Hell Yes!

Maybe it wasn't really a dildo. Maybe it was a 'me club woman over head and bring back to cave' device.

Re: the sex toy scene: My mind is too horrified to even come up with one. I'm going off now to drink copious amounts of red wine in the hopes I'll pass out and not have any nightmares. Dear. God.

Fire Crotch said...

So, I'm wondering...would it be wrong to have a sex toy party for a pregnant lady...a shower of sorts? I mean, it would be something to help her look forward to sex post baby, right? Haha. Anyway, I'm kind of low-tech and am not really into the toys...but I do like my bullet!

Bridget Locke said...

*snort* Yeah, it scarred me for life and I saw it. *shakes head*


Sometimes I wonder what they're thinking. I mean, seriously.

Tracy said...

lol Fun topic - of which I have nothing to add. :) The 15 inch long and 6" diameter is fooking scary! I can't imagine.

Why do I have visions of a Lora Leigh book? lol

I like Kris's idea of a club. :)

Renee said...

OK, scared of that!

The only smexy scene that comes to mind that uses a toy is Beth Kery's Wicked Burn. It was a very hot scene and the toy was NOT 15" long or 6" in diameter.

Shannon said...

Eeek!!! Absolutely not!

I went on a little field trip with some of my friends a couple years ago. There was one that was HUGE and was made of black and white swirled rubber. Just... wrong!

There is a small, quiet, ergonomic one made by a Swedish company. Not scary looking and quite... powerful. And that is all I will say.

Renee- You know what the really funny thing is? In person, Beth is this super soft spoken woman. Meeting her, you would never guess she writes such naughty stories :)

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