Showing posts with label Happy Holidays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Happy Holidays. Show all posts

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving to those celebrating in the US

We hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving with your family and friends!
What are you thankful for?

   

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
 
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my    inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all of you. . . .
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Thursday, December 31, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!

It's time for us to ring in the NEW YEAR here on da island. We have the drinks, We have the men, we have the books, we have the authors, and now you have the all exclusive pass to the HOTTEST PARTY of the NEW YEAR. So pack your bags, catch your flight, and get ready to party with the coolest people on the planet!


The men are getting ready to perform!

The life guards are ready for action
Some men have even gotten tats to mark the occasion.

Don't forget to join us in the New Year we will have more menz, more authors, more stories from the ladies, a DIK challenge, and possible a call for new Ladies to join the island. We look forward to more of you in the coming year.

We hope you have a fantastic New Year, may your load be light, you problems few and may you find many happy blessings in the New Year!


We hope you enjoyed the Party, we really hope you survived it! Please remember we here on the island are not responsible for lost objects, injuries or broken hearts!

Monday, December 14, 2009

An Island Vacation At This Time Of Year Requires A Personal Shopper










I've always wanted to "get away from it all" to somewhere tropical for the holiday season and this year I've gotten my wish! Tori, myself and my menz are spending the next 3 days enjoying sand, surf, and fun here at DIK! I decided to leave my blowfish bikini top in my hut and in keeping with the season brought along my "Christmas pudding" bikini top. No, that is not me wearing said, um garment but hey one can dream right? I think the white stuff is custard, but who knows? Tori is wearing her usual island attire, she hates her Santa suit and looks positively miserable when I make her wear it.

Since it is the holiday season, and I am frightfully behind with everything this year, shopping, decorating, etc. etc. I decided the only way I could manage an island trip was if I hired a personal shopper. I enlisted my good blogger friend Ms. Moonlight's help in finding likely candidates to enter a personal shopper selection process, my only request was that said applicants be clothed which was a tough sell for Ms. M., because, well you know Ms.M., but she came through for me in the end! lol

So, I was wondering what your preference might be if you could hire a personal shopper to free up time in order to get away to a desert island for a few days? And here is the short list of likely candidates to choose from.

Behind Door #1 we have Suit &, um, Tie Guy. I think he would do quite nicely. Nice chiseled features, ripped abs, and most of all, a very nicely tailored suit and matching tie that would add a certain sophistication to the representation. Further, he looks like he could read the list, and of course count the money when buying the gifts which are two absolute imperatives. I also think those nimble looking fingers would do a fine job of wrapping the newly purchased gifts.

Hell, I'm sure all this applicant would have to do is snap his fingers and any sweet young sales girl would be his beck and call girl. *waggles brows* lol

Behind Door #2 we have Beach Dude wearing bathing trunks & large black beads. I have to wonder how long he has been laying in the ocean. I'd be concerned about wrinkly skin and paper cuts when he tries to wrap the Christmas gifts, but hey it's not me applying for the job!

There is also the issue of the freezing cold weather here in the northern hemisphere so he might like to at least put a tee shirt on when venturing out to do the shopping. However I'm sure with those good looks, he could easily find a volunteer to do the shopping in exchange for spending a little quality time with his protégé.

Beach Dude may be the perfect candidate for those of you living in warmer climates so feel free to voice your opinion.

Behind Door #3 we have Rugged Cowboy Guy, who would certainly catch the lovely ladies behind the sales counters eye, dressed in those faded jeans, chaps, and of course the Stetson. I've always had a hankerin for the ruggedly handsome type, and the prospect of sending a cowboy to do my shopping is very apealing. I especially like the "unshaven look".

You gotta wonder though what he is looking at? hmmm  lol Nice physique eh?

And last but certainly not least we have Ms. M's choice and it happens to be a "herd of personal shoppers".

To quote my fellow DIK contributor, "why settle for just one cowboy when you can have a group?! (note: some don't use their hands to hold up their hats!) *grins*"

My only question Ms.M is would they be allowed in the mall dressed in nothing but a hat??? *grins back*



After considerable pondering (while laying here on my lounge with Tori in my lap surrounded by my menz, mai tai in hand of course), I decided my choice would have to be "Suit and Tie" guy behind Door #1. What can I say, I'm a sucker for a hot guy dressed in expensive threads.

*sigh* It's such a relief to know that the shopping issue at least will be taken care of by the time I return home later in the week. ;) lol

So ladies, who would be your choice?

A Christmas luau is taking place here tonight and everyone is invited and tomorrow I'm going to be talking about, "Pondering the HEA"......

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Birthday babies

This is the month we celebrate those firecracker babies!
Hope you have a fantastic birthday!














We don't usually do this but I wanted to take a moment to thank the men and women fighting for our freedom over seas and at home! Without you there would be no reason to celebrate our independence. Thank you for all that you do! And we thank those families that have loved ones over seas fighting for our freedoms because of your sacrifice we can truly celebrate today! So thank you!



Wednesday, December 31, 2008

NEW YEARS!!!



Well ladies todays the day! Tonight we start over in a brand new year. And I personally would like to take a moment to THANK YOU ALL for being here with us. Its because of you that DIK is here and still kicking. YOU are all wonderful and I am truly glad that I have gotten to know you better over the last year.
Tonight we are going to ring in the New year with a bang. So clean up those huts, shine those glasses b/c boy do I have a treat for you!!!!






































Here's to you Ladies may the New Year bring you all the happiness you desire, the best books, and the cutest menz. May all your hopes and wishes be fulfilled!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Happy Holidays!!!

Well ladies its that day again! The one that comes once a year! So we here at the blog wish all of you out there in the internet land a Happy Holidays and a wonderful new year!!! Thank you all for your support here at the blog! We appreciate it!

Friday, November 28, 2008

Here are a few of my favorite things.

Oh wait that's Christmas... well in that case lets focus on the dear authors that were brave enough to stop by and visit us here on the island. We are honored that they stopped by and hung out with us.


So with Thanksgiving shortly behind us lets take a quick moment to truly thank those authors that have sat back and had a few rounds with us.


1. Jeri Smith-Ready


2. Evangeline Anderson



3. Colleen Gleason


4. Jacquelyn Frank


5. Roxanne St. Claire


6. Ann Aguirre


7. Nalini Singh


8.J.L. Langley


9. Katie Reus


10. Linnea Sinclair


11. Josh Lanyon


12. Ally Blue


13. Jet Mykles


14. Laura Baumbach


15. James Buchanan


16. Michele Lang


17. Meljean Brook


So let's stand up and give a HUGE SHOUT OUT to these lovely authors and remind them they are more than welcomed to come back anytime!

Thursday, November 27, 2008

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!




So today's the big day. The Big EATING day and GROANING day! Iz a happy, stuffed girl.

And since I promised a fun time to be had by all today I guess I should get on it *wink* Below are some of the wonderful beautiful things I am thankful for (Besides you lovely ladies).

Enjoy and have a wonderful day ladies.

















And just b/c I'm in charge today I thought I would share my favorite picture!

And here you thought it would be Jensen.... well you are right what's a Thanksgiving day without Sarai giving some thanks for that sweet smile and wonderful bod. I will keep it clean today ladies but only for today! (Just know this is the only tame one I have seriously it was hard to find a good, decent, clean one let me tell you!)

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

So wow

Can you believe it is Thanksgiving Time already? Yours truly has been sick so she is sorry this wasn't posted sooner! But feel free to join and share with us what you are thankful for! *wink*

Thanksgiving and what it means to us here at the DIK blog:

WHAT I'M THANKFUL FOR

The health of my family
That I got to witness the birth of my nephew
My awesome friends, both in person and online
That I'm writing again...and it's GOOD!
That I'm able to read as much as I do
That I have a job
A place to live
Freedom
The DIK ladies :)
Meeting new authors this year was awesome!
Great health benefits

There are a lot of others, but these are the biggies. Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

From Bridget L/Kaitlin

I am grateful for all of you!!
:D By Katiebabs!


I am thankful for all of you too!! I'm thankful for a bunch of wonderful women whom I can share my love of romance with. I am thankful for my lovely family and friends and I'm thankful for my health and job. I am also glad for all the wonderful authors that I have met and discovered through this blog and their websites!
Sarai

Well ladies if you would like to share what you are thankful we would appreciate it!!!
Tomorrow come and see my tribute to Thanksgiving with lots of sharing *wink*
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