Cold or Decaying?
Blood-sucking or brain-eating?
Arrogant or Imbecile?
Which brings us to the revolting question of which romantic partner would you prefer:
Vampire vs. Zombie
Now I admit, I have a lot more experience with the fanged dead and that probably contributes to my extreme bias in their favor (puss is NOT hot) BUT I wanna hear your views! Who's hot to trot for rot?! (Sorry, couldn't help myself with that gruesome rhyme.)
Let's get some examples out there! Every one has a vampire in the closet. Who's hiding those sexy zombies?! Somebody give me a clue!!!!!
(Tomorrow we will delve into interspecies dating. Stay tuned...)
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