If you were stuck on a desert island, what man would you choose to have as your island love man until you are rescued and why?
A. Sparkly Vampire. Who needs a light when your own undead man glitters? Your own energy saving light bulk right here.

B. Werewolf. The island nights came get a bit chilly. Why need a blank when you have an 108 degree furry one who likes to snuggle?
C. Fairy. Need a way to get from one end of the island to another? Hop on the back of your own human airplane.
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D. Demon with lickable horns. A man with claws can be your own personal bodyguard and bring you fresh meat at the same time!
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