Saturday, December 31, 2011

Holiday Giveaway #5

It's me again... Kris, Queen of the Fucking Universe, although you should all know that by now... you grasping heathens. (Tracy: They're supposed to be grasping heathens, Kris - it's a fucking giveaway!)

Oh, yeah.  You read that right.

Don't think someone hadn't noticed your grabby hands all over the giveaways.

Anyone would think that none of you had ever read a book before, let alone bought one.

And you call yourselves book sluts.

Fucking amateurs.

Despite my protests about the undeserving, Tracy, the Head of DIK, has decided to offer you all a final chance at getting a hold of The Big Package, blah, blah. (Tracy: I just wanted to give you another chance to say "The Big Package" because you like it so much.)

Drawing on the final dregs of my 2011 niceness, I, out of the goodness of my black heart, therefore reluctantly agreed to help Tracy out by preparing this post. (Tracy: Honestly.  I begged her and she agreed.  She is a saint, despite what you've heard.)

See.  I can resist the urge to hold a grudge.


Tracy staring at nekkid boy butt.

*cough* (Tracy: Dude!  When you say, "hey look at that ass" how could I not turn around and look?)

But let's move on, shall we.  I bet you all are just dying to get your grubby little mitts on the last of the giveaways.


So, without further ado, I am not-so-pleased to announce that the final Big DIK giveaway is a $100 gift certificate to the bookstore of your choice!

Yeah, that's correct.

100 bucks to one lucky winner!

I told you that you weren't worthy.


To win this GC the same deal applies...

You need to leave a comment with your email addy - or else you'll be getting sweet fuck all - no later then 1am in the early morning of 1 January 2012 (US Pacific Time).

Do yourself a favour and try not to leave it until you are too drunk to enter.

You don't want to end up like Tracy, who flashed her tits to the whole bar when we were in New Orleans earlier in the year.

It was a gay bar too.

Some people try so hard.  *shakes head sadly* (Tracy: And whose hands are those in the background encouraging me in my drunken state?  Oh yeah, that's right, YOU!  I take back what I said about you being a saint, woman!)


Me xxx (And Me!)


Anonymous said...

Happy New Years! Definitely hope to have a chance at the prize...


Blodeuedd said...

LOL. Well everyone gotta flash now and again. Happy new year :)

booksforlife01 gmail dot com

Unknown said...

LOL, thanks for the entertaining post, you made sure I started my New Year's Eve in a bright and giggly spirit :-D lol

And what a mindblowing prize, thank you, thank you!! :-D


stella.exlibris (at) gmail (dot) com

Anonymous said...

wow sounds like a wild happy new year party!! =D

definitely a FANTASTIC prize! thank you!!!

Ai Tee

moniqee said...

What an enlightening trip...*__*

Nice pictures as well >___<

What a way to start the new year as well ^____*

moniqee @

Sullivan McPig said...

Wow! What an awesome giveaway.
Best wishes for 2012!


Anonymous said...

definitely awesome giveaway!!!

flashing is once a year... so it's forgiven... =D drooling over the butts are a MUST!

lohahmooi @ hotmail . com

runner10 said...

Happy new year!

Stevie Carroll said...

Definitely count me in, please.

Happy New Year!

stevie.carroll AT

Chris said...

Whoa, I completely missed Tracy's stunt there!!

Happy New Year!

stumbling over chaos

Tam said...

Holy crap, how did I miss the boob flashing? All I got was a compliment on mine. What the hell was a straight guy doing in a gay bar anyway?


JenM said...

"The Big Package" - love it. And hey, if you feel the urge to flash your boobs, a gay bar is the best place to do it.

Happy New Years!


Jason said...

Nice boobs. :)
Happy New Year!


Jessica said...

this is an insane giveaway wow..... thank you

jsididia @ gmail . com

Jenre said...

Oh yes, me, me, me!

jenre30 AT gmail DOT com

Tracy should be proud of that cleavage. It's almost enough to turn the heads of the gay men ;).

elaing8 said...

LOL,great post and awesome giveaway.

Happy New Year!!!


ClaudiaGC said...

Happy New Year!
Thanks for the giveaway!

claudigc at msn dot com

booklover0226 said...

LOL. This post made me laugh and I thank you ALL for that.

Happy New Year to All.

Tracey D
booklover0226 at gmail dot com

Melissa said...

LOL, Love your posts!

Happy New Year! Please count me in!

mscs3 (at)

Na said...

Happy New Year! Thank you for such a sweet giveaway :)


Pamk said...

Have a happy. New year and thanks for the fantastic giveaway.
Scrtsbpal at yahoo dot com

Ingrid said...

So there is the first naughty pic. There must be more hiding in those files!
Happy new year to all of you! @ gmail. Com

Mariee said...

Happy New Year!
Awesome giveaway.

marieimy (at) gmail (dot) com

Beebs said...

LMAO! Great post, brilliant giveaway!

Happy New Year!

yvonnedvn at yahoo dot ie

chey said...

Happy New Year!
Great contest!
chey127 at hotmail dot com

Dr J said...

Tracy a saint?? You need to talk with me. I can give you the REAL lowdown. Anyway, heard about the flashing boobs but eyeing the bare butt came as a shock. Oh well . . . what can you do when the kids leave home? Anyway, count me in on the draw. Enjoyed the post and all the fun.

buddyt said...

Happy New Year.

Must be some happy men if you had a few and started flashing tonite !

Thanks for the giveaway.

Carol T

buddytho {at} gmail DOT com

Cecile Smutty Hussy said...

That is New Orleans after all!!!!
I hope you all have a wonderful New years! May it be all you want and more! Hugs and smooches!!

Of course I flashed my precious girls in N.O. once or twice... or a few times (some I might not remember)!


Jane said...

Happy New Year, DIK.

janie1215 AT excite DOT com

Unknown said...

I would love a GC for the New Year!

Kyreadinggirl (at) yahoo (dot) com

Chrisbails said...

What a great prize. Happy new years to everyone. Hope you all have a great next year. What a fun giveaway. Love this blog.

cyn209 said...

nice giveaway!! thank you!!

Happy New Year to you & yours & i can't wait to see pictures of your NewYear'sEve celebration!!!!!

cyn209 at juno dot com

StacieD said...

OMG that was awesome. LOL Thanks so much for the generous giveaway.

geishasmom73 AT yahoo DOT com

Amanda said...

Happy New Years and thanks for amazing giveaways

jaymzangel said...

hahaha! nothing wrong with flashing every now & then ;)
Happy New Year!


DarienMoya said...

Hahah love this post!

Count me In

Bookwyrm369 said...

Woohoo!! You guys are awesome :-) Thanks so much for this giveaway - definitely count me in!

smaccall AT

nichem said...

Happy New Year!

What a great prize! Hope I win. :)


Patti (@TheLoveJunkee) said...

I want to win The Big Package as much as I want to say it, lol. Am also wondering what's so traumatic in the first picture that its blacked out, the possibilities are endless with you two ;)

PS my word veri is "buzzed" - how appropriate!

lovesfabromance at Cox dot net

Anonymous said...

Happy New Years !!! great picture :)

CC said...

please, I'm so ready to start 2012 with $100 GC for MORE BOOKS!

Happy New Year

Emily said...

This is a great giveaway. Happy new year everybody.

egam1014 atGMAILdot com

Unknown said...

I'd love to win! I'd also like to say I'd also love to be shoving ones down the g-string belonging to that butt.

D said...

Happy 2012!


Anonymous said...

Happy New Year! I think it is not too late, I live East Coast... Count me in if I made it! A great prize! Thanks!

Kaetrin said...

I'm 99% certain I'm too late, but on the off chance (coz really, my Maths IS that bad)...

hankts AT internode DOT on DOT net

donnas said...

Happy New Year!

Hope I made the cutoff.

bacchus76 at myself dot com said...

WOW such a great giveaway. thank you so much!!

Anonymous said...

nice pic lol
happy new year all
great giveawys thanks

Sarah said...

I think I probably missed this but if not count me in :-D

Sarah S


Karielle Stephanie said...

Cute, Tracey ;)

$100 is mind-blowing. But holiday spirit and all. Best of luck for the new year, all!

thestephanieloves [AT] gmail [DOT] com

Amanda said...

Love the pics! count me in please!


Hoyt said...

Here's a very funny parody of 50 Shades of Grey called Fifty Shades of Black and Blue -- Ouch!

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