Friday, June 3, 2011

kris' confessions of a twit #2

My name is Kris and I'm a Twit.  

Most people would probably be either (a) ashamed, (b) embarrassed, (c) furious or (d) all of the above to admit that they're a Twit, but I say revel in it.

Let's face it, it's probably the only social activity you can do in today's world where it's okay to talk - or, to be technical, type - to yourself.

Not that I would know anything about that, of course.


So, what's the weirdest thing you've ever tweeted or seen people tweet?  Or maybe there's something you keep half-expecting/hoping someone might say?

For me, it's the 'off to change my tampon' tweet.  When that happens all my Twitter dreams will come true and my life will be complete.  I can't wait.  


Mumma J said...

Can't talk now, I'm off to change my tampon!

Mumma J said...

You twit!!!

Kris said...

Mumma, you are so silly.

Also, I know for a fact that you've gone through 'Teh Change'.

orannia said...

For me, it's the 'off to change my tampon' tweet.

Someone tweeted that? That's...about as bad as one of my previous flatmates telling me when she was at the gym she saw someone insert one while in the changing rooms. (Obviously taking herself off to the bathroom was beyond this women.) *shudders*

Sorry, probably shouldn't have told that story *blushes*

BTW Kris, none of this is convincing me to join Twitter :)

Jenre said...

Lot's of people tweet about the most mundane stuff. I have to say I get a bit narked off with some of the people on twitter who fill up the stream with inanities.

Twitter works best for me when there's a good discussion going about something, or when there's good natured banter which cements friendships.

Tam said...

Hmmm. Can't think of anything odd off hand. Well, 90% of it is odd, so who knows.

I'll resist rambling Jen. ;-)

Chris said...

Oh! Mumma J has a cute avatar!!

Lilli said...

Lots of things are weird on Twitter anyway. I used to get those nice m/m pron pics in my timeline and one was really hawt but the one guy's foot - yes foot, you read correctly - was like HUGE in relation to other things. I commented accordingly but obviously I was the only weird person to even pay attention to said foot. *sighs* And no, I don't have a foot fetish. ;)

The one thing I'm waiting to see on Twitter? A tweet from the afterlife. That'd be cool.

Juni said...

I like to read the nonsense but not the everyday inane "I'm eating a banana" rubbish.

"Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass."

Kris said...

Orannia: Ok, that story is icky and, no, no one has tweeted that. Obviously Twitter is much more tame than RL so you should totally join, Orannia.

Jenre: Twitter works best for me when you tweet drunk, Jen. You should totally do that more often.

Tam: Yeah, Tam, stop rambling. :P

Kris said...

Chris: Stop avoiding the topic, Captain Obvious.

Lilli: Are you not following God and Jesus then? You're totally missing out. They were particularly interesting leading up to the Rapture. :P

Juni: *snort* Where did you get that quote from? :)

orannia said...

I'm sorry, it was really icky :(

Kris said...

*nods* Blech.

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