Hey all! It's day two for me on the island and today I am going to attempt to be helpful. Kris, did you just roll your eyes?!
No really. It's the holiday season, end of year and life gets really chaotic. Sometimes it's hard to come up with ideas for your blog. So today, I've got a few blog post ideas to share.
Blog Post Idea #1: Name your boobs & tell everyone about it!
Do your knockers have a name? (That's a rhetorical question, I really don't want to know your ta-ta's name/s). But...if you're in a pinch for a blog topic, how about taking a test to see what name your knockers should be called? Go HERE.
OK, so I was bored... my knocker's name (according to the quiz) are "Fire & Brimstone". *snort*
Blog post Idea #2: Name your ...er... girl bits
Well if your ta-ta's have a name, it would be neglectful not to name your va-jay-jay too! If you are having trouble coming up with a name let this quiz do it for you. GO HERE.
Yes, I tried this one too, and NO! I am not going to discuss "The Velvet Love Pocket".
Blog post Idea #3: Get your blog rated!
Is your blog "naughty" or "nice"? Do you know? Plug in your blogs web addy and find out if you've got a naughty or nice blog. GO HERE.
Apparently I need to seriously reinforce all the 'adults only' warnings on my blog - I'm a very naughty blogger.
That's it for blog post ideas. Haven't I been helpful? Now you have all sorts of perverted things to share on your blog. *grin*
I'll leave you with a charming Christmas poem...
The Christmas Fairy
I sit atop your Christmas tree,
All clad in pink, a real fairy.
The reason I appear so glum,
The sprig of spruce stuck up my bum.