It's Stephen Fry-day

Love. This.









I think there is a retired English teacher that checks out the same books I do at the library. She hasn't retired her red pencil yet because she is constantly correcting grammar on the pages of the books, but instead of using her red pencil she uses an ink pen so no one can erase her corrections.

I'm surprised she doesn't autograph her corrections so that everyone knows she is the smartest person in the room.

I use the word "she" here, but it could be a "he". I don't know. I just know it's annoying.