Jen's Heroes

I'm really enjoying my time here on the island. The sand, the sun, books as far as the eye can see, and of course all these hot guys hand-feeding me grapes and bringing me drinks...very nice.
But I have the best heroes on the whole island. Just you wait and see. ;) My hero choices were pretty easy to make. I picked memorable men that I wouldn't mind being stuck with on a deserted island. No bull-headed jerks, no seriously tortured souls (their baggage wouldn't fit on the plane), no wimpy sissies. Just sexy men that adore me and want nothing more than to live with me in my little grass hut for eternity. Not a bad deal, eh?

Without further ado, I present to you my heroes:

Vane Kattalakis from Night Play by Sherrilyn Kenyon - Vane is a powerful wolf shifter that loves my plus-size ass just the way it is. He loves to pamper me and buy me presents, and his favorite sexual position is doggy style. *snicker* He'll keep me warm in bed, whether wrapped around me as a naked man or curled up at my feet as a sweet puppy dog. He loves to be petted and groomed, and he can bring me rabbits to cook for dinner. I swear this didn't sound nearly so creepy in my head. o_O





Angel from Angel by Johanna Lindsey - Angel is a badass gunslinger with a foul mouth, a kiss-my-ass attitude, an itchy trigger finger, a dark sense of humor, and a fierce devotion to his woman (me). He's HOT and nearly always horny. His body will keep me more than satisfied, and his sexy Southern drawl will keep me from feeling homesick. This Texas girl just wouldn't be happy without a cowboy in her hut. He's got some pretty awesome guns, too, and y'all know how much I like my firearms.





Rule from The Demon You Know by Christine Warren - Rule is a huge, powerful, and super sexy demon from the Underworld. He may be from hell, but he's one of the good guys. Rule is a soldier in charge of keeping the peace between Earth and the Underworld. He has a good heart and gentle (BIG) hands, and he knows exactly how to drive a woman crazy. His strength and single-minded determination will come in handy in my hut. Plus if any of y'all try to steal my men, I'll have Rule kick your ass and then put a demon spell on you.

Challen from Warrior's Woman by Johanna Lindsey - Oh baby. Challen is a gorgeous warrior from a planet that treats women as royalty. His sexual stamina is shocking, so he'll have no trouble pleasing me for hours and hours on those sleepless Island nights. On his planet, a man punishes his woman by bringing her to the brink of sexual ecstasy and denying her, then making up for it the next night...over and over and over... And he gives great spankings. I plan on being a very naughty girl. Mee-oww. ;)

Heath Boscastle from Wedding Night of an English Rogue by Jillian Hunter - A Regency spy that knows how to please a woman. He's not intimidated by a spunky non-virgin redhead, and he'll still love me even if I accidentally shoot him. And seeing as how I'll have access to Angel's six-shooters, that's a definite possibility.




Cal Morissey from Bet Me by Jennifer Crusie - Cal will tell me I'm beautiful even when I feel fat and ugly, he appreciates great shoes, and he knows some pretty creative uses for chocolate donut frosting. He's also a great businessman, so he can help us manage our resources on the island. Plus he's freaking hot.







Kade from the Riley Jenson series by Keri Arthur - Horse shifter. HORSE. SHIFTER. Kade is sexy and verrrry very skilled in the ways of pleasing a woman (or women, if that's your thing), and he doesn't worry over silly little things like monogamy or commitment. He won't get jealous if I spend too much time with the other men in my hut. He's more than willing to share, as long as I promise to share him too (I've posted the sign-up list on the palm tree outside my hut). And did I mention he's a horse shifter? A HORSE. SHIFTER. We're limited in transportation methods on this island, right? Kade will come in very handy. I can ride him around the island after I'm finished...ahem...riding him.


That's it for my heroes. Yeah, you know you're jealous. :P If you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my hut. The boys are lonely.