Island Entertainment At It’s Finest
Since I did DIK a few weeks ago. I wanted to come up with something different. So I decided to share my trip to San Francisco with you.
In SF I developed a new skill, I thought might keep all you islanders entertained. Condom Animal Art.
I mastered the condom Armadillo aka Arnie. A tribute to my home state. The condom Bunny aka Theodore, and the ever famous tribute to erotic romance writers the condom purple penis with blue testicles. Attaching the testicles is easier said than done! My balls flew into the aisle too many times to count.
The only downer on the trip? I missed the Cowboy game. I was walking down Folsom trying to get Tobias to work so I could check the score. He never would work, but I found out later that we lost. Judging by the close score it was probably a good game. Oh well, I didn't stay down for long...how could I? We went to the Folsom Street Fair. There was eye candy galore. We definitely need some of the hotties we saw there on the island. There was naked eye candy, eye candy in leather harnesses, eye candy in chaps, etc. It was a veritable feast for the senses. I learned that I much prefer the crowd at Folsom to the crowd at Yaoi-con. Yaoi-con? It was fun getting to meet readers. In fact, the best part of the con for me was meeting readers, that alone was worth going, but for me there wasn’t any eye candy there. My eye candy was on Folsom Street and most of said eye candy was nekkid. We (Ally Blue, Kimberly Gardner, Jade Buchanan and James Buchanan) are trying to talk Laura (Baumbach) into doing an MLR booth at Folsom next year...wish us luck.