Ana's Final Day: Special Announcement

This is my last day and I have an announcement to make. It all happened because one of my heroes, Sebastian St Vincent, gave me an ultimatum. He came to me last Saturday and he said he couldn’t take it any longer. Now that he found me, now that he found the true meaning of love, he just couldn’t bear the thought of sharing me. He then said that I had a choice to make. I could have him and him alone or I could have the other heroes and he would leave – he would pack his things and move to the other side of the island never to return. I was completely surprised by this. Sebastian IS more special to me than the others and Saturday is my favorite day of the week but I adore my other heroes, don’t I? How could I give up on Bowen and his wolfish cuteness (not to mention his * censored * unmentionables?) or Leonidas and our games of 300 * censored * ??? I couldn’t do it, could I? My first reaction was to make fun of him, not believing he was begin serious but then he ….wait. There is a better way to tell you this. With images, after all images are worth more than a 1,000 words right?

Let's pretend, just for the sake of this announcement, that this is me *snorts* :

And this is, the cheeky, witty, depraved, Sebastian, Lord St Vincent:


*side note * all caps used here are courtesy of Lost Media. For those who do not know, these are pictures from episodes of Lost that depict the relationship between Kate and Sawyer. In my mind , Sebastian St Vincent and Sawyer are very much alike – physically and emotionally * end side note *

So here is how it all went – and it’s all true, I swear.

"Sebastian, there is nothing you can say that will convince me to give up my other heroes. "

ok, how about this?

"You're just too good to be true. Can't take my eyes off you. You'd be like Heaven to touch.I wanna hold you so much."

"At long last love has arrived. And I thank God I'm alive. You're just too good to be true. Can't take my eyes off you."

*me thinking* "OMG he is SINGING. Awww what a voice..... *melts* "No, I need to keep my cool. I shall not surrender!" *manup*

"Pardon the way that I stare. There's nothing else to compare."

"The sight of you leaves me weak. There are no words left to speak,"

"But if you feel like I feel, Please let me know that it's real."




*Me thinking* OMG look at the cheeky bastard. He is sooo pretty. awww *melts*



"You're just too good to be true."


"Can't take my eyes off you."



"I love you, baaaaaaby, And if it's quite alright,"



"I need you, baaaaaby, To warm a lonely night. I love you, baaaaby.Trust in me when I say:"


And then, quite suddenly, things became VERY serious. And there is a desperation there was not there before and the song became very heartfelt:

"Oh, pretty baby, Don't bring me down, I pray."

"Oh, pretty baby, now that I found you, stay"

"And let me love you, baby."

"Let me love yooooou."

"I love you, Ana. Please be mine"

"I love you too, Sebastian. Yes. YES. "

And then he kissed me.

and we proceeded to ravish each other:



"in the hut"



"On the floor"

"on the falls "

"up against the cage door "

And this how it has come to pass that henceforth, I only have Sebastian in my hut. I have relocated my other heroes to another hut in the outskirts of our plot. They are devastated the poor things, so I hope you girls can find it in your hearts the will to help them get through this time of need. Before you get too excited though, this is a provisional experience – because let’s face it once you go 7 guys it will probably be really hard going monogamous again. But I will try – I do love Sebastian, after all.

In any case, this is what I wanted to announce. Now leave me. I have some * censored * business to tend to.

* Final note * You do realise we would not be having this conversation if I had Judd Lauren, Sully, Roarke, Dorian, Colin Ames-Beaumont or Eric Northman in my hut right?

It has been a pleasure ladies!