Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Ana's Final Day: Special Announcement

This is my last day and I have an announcement to make. It all happened because one of my heroes, Sebastian St Vincent, gave me an ultimatum. He came to me last Saturday and he said he couldn’t take it any longer. Now that he found me, now that he found the true meaning of love, he just couldn’t bear the thought of sharing me. He then said that I had a choice to make. I could have him and him alone or I could have the other heroes and he would leave – he would pack his things and move to the other side of the island never to return. I was completely surprised by this. Sebastian IS more special to me than the others and Saturday is my favorite day of the week but I adore my other heroes, don’t I? How could I give up on Bowen and his wolfish cuteness (not to mention his * censored * unmentionables?) or Leonidas and our games of 300 * censored * ??? I couldn’t do it, could I? My first reaction was to make fun of him, not believing he was begin serious but then he ….wait. There is a better way to tell you this. With images, after all images are worth more than a 1,000 words right?

Let's pretend, just for the sake of this announcement, that this is me *snorts* :

And this is, the cheeky, witty, depraved, Sebastian, Lord St Vincent:

*side note * all caps used here are courtesy of Lost Media. For those who do not know, these are pictures from episodes of Lost that depict the relationship between Kate and Sawyer. In my mind , Sebastian St Vincent and Sawyer are very much alike – physically and emotionally * end side note *

So here is how it all went – and it’s all true, I swear.

"Sebastian, there is nothing you can say that will convince me to give up my other heroes. "

ok, how about this?
"You're just too good to be true. Can't take my eyes off you. You'd be like Heaven to touch.I wanna hold you so much."

"At long last love has arrived. And I thank God I'm alive. You're just too good to be true. Can't take my eyes off you."

*me thinking* "OMG he is SINGING. Awww what a voice..... *melts* "No, I need to keep my cool. I shall not surrender!" *manup*

"Pardon the way that I stare. There's nothing else to compare."

"The sight of you leaves me weak. There are no words left to speak,"

"But if you feel like I feel, Please let me know that it's real."

*Me thinking* OMG look at the cheeky bastard. He is sooo pretty. awww *melts*

"You're just too good to be true."

"Can't take my eyes off you."

"I love you, baaaaaaby, And if it's quite alright,"

"I need you, baaaaaby, To warm a lonely night. I love you, baaaaby.Trust in me when I say:"

And then, quite suddenly, things became VERY serious. And there is a desperation there was not there before and the song became very heartfelt:

"Oh, pretty baby, Don't bring me down, I pray."

"Oh, pretty baby, now that I found you, stay"

"And let me love you, baby."

"Let me love yooooou."

"I love you, Ana. Please be mine"

"I love you too, Sebastian. Yes. YES. "

And then he kissed me.

and we proceeded to ravish each other:

"in the hut"

"On the floor"

"on the falls "

"up against the cage door "

And this how it has come to pass that henceforth, I only have Sebastian in my hut. I have relocated my other heroes to another hut in the outskirts of our plot. They are devastated the poor things, so I hope you girls can find it in your hearts the will to help them get through this time of need. Before you get too excited though, this is a provisional experience – because let’s face it once you go 7 guys it will probably be really hard going monogamous again. But I will try – I do love Sebastian, after all.

In any case, this is what I wanted to announce. Now leave me. I have some * censored * business to tend to.

* Final note * You do realise we would not be having this conversation if I had Judd Lauren, Sully, Roarke, Dorian, Colin Ames-Beaumont or Eric Northman in my hut right?

It has been a pleasure ladies!


lisabea said...

Full. Of. Win.


KT Grant said...

Lots of monkey sexin?
And the amount of times Seb says baby and the amount of time you are all sexin each other, there are bound to be a many little Ana's and Seb's

Ana said...

OH NO! Don't you remember? One of the three things I brought to the island wan unlimited assortment of condoms!

I is Brilliant! Muwhahahaha!

KT Grant said...

Flavored condoms? :P

Ana said...

Aaaaall sorts *wink* I am very partial to the chocolate with banana one. *g*

KT Grant said...

2 scoops of ice cream with a long banana.

Bev(QB) said...

A moment of stunned silence is followed by the roar of the crowd as they surge to their feet for a standing ovation.


Carolyn Crane said...

Oh, hilarious! Well, aren't you the lucky thing. I stopped watching LOST in the first season. WTF was I thinking? Looks like things are going the right way on that island.

Thea said...

SKATE! My sweet SKATE! Uhhh--I mean GO ANA AND ST. VINCENT! *blushes*

Damn. I miss my redneck pigporn conman :p

You didn't use the Fishbiscuit cap!!!! Sacrilege, darling *looks aghast*

While you take care of Sebastian, I'll take me some Logan. He and Batman can spar for me. *sips margarita*

Christine said...

LOLOL Brilliant!

While you're all monogamous with Sebastian, I'll just pay Bowen and Sebastian a visit, k? thanks. ;p

Tracy said...

Genius – absolutely genius! lmfao!!!

Does this mean I can steal Bowen, Conrad and Logan? I’d be more than happy to bring them over to my hut and make them feel well, welcomed.

K. Now I’ve got that song stuck in my head! lol

KT Grant said...

Sorry Ana, but Sully and I are having hot monkey sexy in my home made cage of bamboo since he is in my hut.
neener neener.

Holly said...

LMAO! You, my darling, are a total freak. We all know Seb is w/ me, not you. BUT! I will allow you your little fantasy.

*flips hair*


You crack me up!

JenB said...

Wow. Just...wow. Amazing.

*wild applause*

lisabea said...

Dibs on Eric.


Shannon said...

I .... wow O.O

I want a boy to serenade me. I need to whip my hut into shape.See, this is why I should have chosen Wildcard. Kenny would know all the lyrics to my favorite showtunes. He and I could have reinacted Past the Point of No Return from Phantom.

You are brilliant.

jessewave said...

I don't think anyone could top this. You are the best. This is brilliant. Flavored condoms? You don't need any since you're both going to be monogamous *g*

Ana said...

Thank you , thank you, my pleasure. LOL.

I will take any chance to spread beautiful photos of Josh Holloway LOL.

The worst part of to choose a song, I alsmot went with the Elephant Medley from Moulin Rouge but I thought Can't Take My Eyes Off You suited the "story" better.

Ok, I will shut up now.

*sips pina colada*

Shaymless Aymless said...

LMAO... You go girl!

Okay... now who's in who's hut... it so confusing... Is there a list somewhere

Bev(QB) said...

"Okay... now who's in who's hut... it so confusing... Is there a list somewhere"

::takes advantage of the DIK Ladies confusion to whisk a few prime choices away to her own secret hut on the other side of the island::

BWAHAHAHAHA! They'll never guess whodunit. All I need to do is lay a false trail pointing to the Others. BWAHAHAHAHA!

The Bookworm said...

oh my goodness...that is freakin great! lol

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