Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Insert Word A into Slot B

The polls are closed. Further suggestions will not be take. The time has come. It is MAD LIBS TIME!!!!

I would like to quickly take a moment before the entertainment begins to send out a HUGE thank you to the fabulous Katie Reus for allowing me to chop up her writing. Without her, you all would have been forced to read an excerpt from my unedited WIP. Instead, we are lucky enough tonight to read a (drastically) altered excerpt from Katie's book City of Secrets. If you haven't read it, you need to! Unrequited Love and Friends to Lovers. ::sigh:: What more can you ask for?

So without further ado, pull up a chair, grab that glass of wine (or Goldschlagger), and enjoy!

He hovered THROUGH her, TWIDDLING both nipples until they were taut and BULBOUS underneath his BELLY BUTTON. "Tell me what you want," he said in her ARMPIT, GLIBLY tugging on the sensitive lobe as he GARGLED his length against her clit.

"I want you BEYOND me," she rasped, surprised she could even speak.

David DRIFTED the head of his penis in, SELF-RIGHTEOUSLY at first, but when she opened her ELBOWS wider and moved her hips to meet his, he thrust hard. She let out a tiny WOOF, and he momentarily stilled. She was wet and willing, but still STALWART. When she started grinding her body in tune with his, he gripped her TOES and began WILTING, barely containing the lust demanding to be unleashed. She was so incredibly tight he knew their first time would not be as long as he liked.

Her hands moved around to his WEIRD LITTLE SPOT BEHIND THE KNEES THAT HAS NO NAME , gripping and SINGING, as if she couldn’t get close enough to him. Her eyes might be closed, but the pleasure that played across her features filled him with pure, male APPREHENSION.

She DROOLED underneath him, eyes half closed as if drugged, and he drank in the sight of her movements, trying to memorize every inch of her HAIRY, ENGORGED form. AQUAMARINE hair pillowed around her face, over her small, WONKY PUCE
breasts, and onto the TANGERINE sheets. Jade arched her body to meet his, and he inhaled her scent. BLEACH and SANDLEWOOD surrounded him, pulling him deeper into the tangle that was pure Jade.

He wasn’t going to last long the way things were going. He was inside Jade. That thought alone almost caused him to EAT on the spot. He knew it wasn’t a dream because dreams didn’t feel this good.

10 comments:

Katie Reus said...

Yikes! Since I knew what you were using, I've been dying to see how this turned out. Vera interesting ;)

lisabea said...

LOLOLOLOL


HAHAHHAHAHAHA

::wipes tear...cleans screen of coffee::

I am so doing this.

Shannon said...

Katie- Thank you again! Knowing that I was going to do this I picked up the book off my TBR pile. I am almost done and have enjoyed it tremendously.

LB- I did this for my best friend's bachelorette party with a really aweful sex scene from a novella that was a rare DNF for me. It made the scene SOOOO much better!

JenB said...

HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My husband's name is David! LOLOLOL

OMG, ow, my face hurts from laughing.

BTW, sandalwood is nasty! Someone put that word in there just to taunt me!

eyre32 said...

LOL! Awesome mad lib! You'll have to do another one in the future.

Thea said...

AQUAMARINE hair pillowed around her face, over her small, WONKY PUCE
breasts, and onto the TANGERINE sheets. Jade arched her body to meet his, and he inhaled her scent. BLEACH and SANDLEWOOD surrounded him, pulling him deeper into the tangle that was pure Jade.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I love it. Wonky puce breasts....eeewwwwww.

JenB--I luuuurve sandalwood. LOL. Makes it extra special for you ;)

*raises jagermeister shot* Cheers Shannon!

Bridget Locke said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Oh, dude, I can't stop laughing, esp. the weird little place behind his knees. *snicker*

Dude...I need to stop laughing! Oh, ow, oh, owie...oh my ribs. Evil! Evil is what you are!

*long sigh* Oh, finally, I can catch my breath. Thanks, I needed this today. :)

meljean brook said...

:dies laughing:

jessewave said...

This is so funny. :DDD Did they actually expect you to use those words? "Woof" "Wonky Puce" and "Gargled"? It's scream!!!

Tracy said...

omg Shannon that was fabulous! So stinking funny! :) Great idea.

Katie - thanks for the use of the passage from your book! :)

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