It's BBQ Time! *Stories Around the Camp Fire*

KB here for y second day of fun on the DIK blog! Get the hamburgers and hot dogs ready cause it is the most awesome of all the BBQ's you will attend this summer. Welcome to the DIK island BBQ where the men are smokin' hot and the women are even hotter. Your DIK island hostesses have enough food and drink to go around and for dessert some yummy smores to wet your sweet tooth...

Camping in the woods is a bit like being on an island. Well, there are some differences between camping in the woods and staying on a desert island. While camping you may see bigger bugs, more poison ivy around to make you itch and the only plumbing is the outhouse that you may have to go use in the middle of the night, all alone as you hear scary noises in the woods.

Also there is a small case of serialkillerinhockeymaskgoingtokillmeitis.


Imagine if you will, you are sitting around a campfire in the middle of the woods. The night is a clear where the stars are bright in the sky. There is a chill in the air where you need to wear a sweatshirt and a blanket around your legs. Your camping group has sang every song you can think of and some of you have a buzz going from all the beer you are drinking. Or maybe someone has had a few too many bottles of wine. For those who don't drink the booze, you are on a caffeine high from the six pack of soda ingested.

And there is always one who has eaten too many smores and they moan in pain. Must remember that smores are not like jello. Sometimes there just isn't enough room for smores.


Someone stands up and decides to tell a spooky ghost story. One that will make you run to that outhouse because you are so scared that you may wet yourself. It may begin like this....

"Once upon a time, on a night just as this, Mary Lou and her beau Tommy Bo were walking down a dirt road holding hands. Night had fallen and they had taken a wrong turn. They were lost and the wind was howling and an owl was screeching. Mary Lou shivered in fear.


"Oh Tommy Bo! I am so scared!"


Tommy Bo puffs out his chest. "Don't worry Mary Lou. I will protect you."


Tommy puts his arms around Mary Lou's shoulders, her perky breasts rub against his own chest and he shivers. They walk faster down the road when all of a sudden they hear a crash through the trees and out pops...


So, this is where you, the guests of DIK island chime in! It is a round robin around the fire spooky ghost story that will send chills up and down your spine. If we keep the story going late into the wee hours, there will be a wonderful surprise planned for Saturday's post. My demon sheep, King Mho Fho will be stopping by with something special for you all. (Mainly to embarrass him) The picture below will give you a hint of what he has planned...

Yes, this is Mho, and yes, he is wearing a bow and looks like he is hugging a tree. He is acting out a scene from a book I have read that I talk about all the time.

So, let us continue, Tommy Bo and Mary Lou hear a crash in the woods and out pops...