Thursday, June 2, 2011
My name is Kris and on June 13 it will be exactly one year since I signed up to Twitter.
If you're thinking it was with good intentions that I joined so I could spread the message of my God, Sir Terry Pratchett, you couldn't be more wrong. Strangely enough.
If you're thinking that I joined because I caved in to the temptation of The Dark Side, you'd be wrong again. Darth Vader doesn't hold a candle to me. Just sayin'.
If you're thinking that I joined because I'm a lemming... well, sit on this *makes obscene finger gesture* and rotate!
Actually, the simple fact is I did it when I was bored shitless one Sunday.
It's a fact I can't be held accountable for stuff I do when I'm bored.
It's like the Universe stops until my Toy Poodle Flu brain gets another subject in its sights.
For example, you know all those people who get abducted by aliens and lose time? Totally me.
Anyhoo, are you a Twit? If you are, what made you decide to join the madness? If not, how come? You too good for Twitter or something? *mutteryouknowwhoyouaremutter*