My name is Kris and I'm a Twit.
Most people would probably be either (a) ashamed, (b) embarrassed, (c) furious or (d) all of the above to admit that they're a Twit, but I say revel in it.
Let's face it, it's probably the only social activity you can do in today's world where it's okay to talk - or, to be technical, type - to yourself.
Not that I would know anything about that, of course.
So, what's the weirdest thing you've ever tweeted or seen people tweet? Or maybe there's something you keep half-expecting/hoping someone might say?
For me, it's the 'off to change my tampon' tweet. When that happens all my Twitter dreams will come true and my life will be complete. I can't wait.