I have a bit of an obsession with Lora Leigh's heroes from her Breeds series.
Can anyone say A-L-P-H-A??
Damn, those guys are hawt, the sex smutty, the mating thing granted a little ouchy for the girls, but... c'mon, mucho smexing, people! Meerow! or Wooluf! as the case may be.
Anyway, I've been chatting offline with a certain chook *BTW, if you only knew the shocking level of lewdness and bawdiness she hides behind that sweet and innocent facade you'd be stunned* about this series and it suddenly occurred to me...
... which Lora Leigh Bralpha would I rather be mated to? A big cat? Or a wolf/a coyote?
I soon realised that it's not as simple as choosing between cats and dogs, but, in actual fact, is a difficult decision between barbs and knots.
I know! Which to choose?!
Salvation came in the form of Tracy because I knew the DIK peeps could help me with my knotty problem.
So, the question... which Bralpha would you rather be mated to:
a) The Big Cat (Pluses - Barb that extends during mating heat to connect with a hitherto unknown pleasure point. Minuses - You may choke to death during oral.)
b) The Big Dogs (Pluses - Knot that swells during mating heat and inflames a hitherto unknown pleasure point. *Who knew we had so many.* Minuses - Depending on size, gag reflexes, etc, guaranteed to split the sides of mouth during oral.)
c) Say someone had a birthday coming soon do you think it's perfectly okay to pimp the day to death in the hopes of numerous cards and pressies from blogging pals?
Your help is greatly appreciated!
PS - Yeah, I know c) doesn't have anything to do with the Bralpha thing, but I wanted to get some input for, err, a friend of mine.
PSS - I still need your help with choosing my Mate because I've already taken into consideration the pros and cons of wet dog smell vs giant litter trays.
PSSS - Will a cookie help you decide??
PPS - You can answer that question any time now.
PPPS - It's September 30, btw. Just in case you were wondering.